Last week on Mother's Day a guy in our ward read this during sacrament and I thought I was gonna die laughing! I just found this today on my friend Lisa's blog and so I copied it from her. I am so excited becuase I totally wanted a copy of it! Enjoy! Dont worry, you guys out there can get a good laugh too...you know you can relate to it...
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Video Games 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved Me.exe', try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 or Golfing 6.1. Golfing 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 It runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support
Sunday, May 18, 2008
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3 comments:
I feel sorry for Ashlyn. She totally did not know what she was getting into as far as NFL 5.0. Luckly she already runs Tears6.2 sometimes and the flowers seem to be comming more often. She is also lucky Golfing 6.1 is just too expensive of a software to purches right now. Enjoyed!!
Loved it!
I'm holding out for the Husband 3.1.8 upgrade. It's 30 years in the coming and Husband 1.0 isn't working as well as it should.
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